Who Wants To Give Me A Massage?

My left shoulder is killing me and today I discovered while riding my bike that I have some shooting pain in the right side of my neck down into that shoulder too. It blows. However, I’m pretty sure a coed naked shower, massage and a bj would set things straight. Seeing as how you can’t buy that, I’ll probably go to the chiropractor and get that shit straightened out instead.

Who Wants To Give Me A Massage?

12 thoughts on “Who Wants To Give Me A Massage?

  1. Nenad says:

    Conor i think some nice young wet shaved pink would do the trick for you hahahahaaha

    Phil, what the heck happened your hip?

  2. conorattack says:

    No, Nenad, if I’ve learned anything from this meet, it’s that training is a decadence. It’s unnecessary. From now on I just ride my bike and then pig out on beer, wine and pasta one night week.

    Phil: Go to a doctor for god’s sake. I’ll give you the number for my chiropractor, otherwise go see your GP. It could be any number of things, some bad, some worse. Do yourself a favor and get it checked out. I’m going to go get my shoulder looked at this week, we could go together and make it a twosie.

    I’m actually kidding about training Nenad, I’ll be in next week for sure, otherwise I might be in later this week just to dick around.

    Guys: Should I spend the $15 a year to make this conorattack.com?

  3. Philipk says:

    I am going to try the one thing all doctors tell me to do first. Take Ibuprofen and rest it. As of now I am planning on going to the doctor next Tues.

    I won’t be in the gym this week. I will probably get in sometime next week. Mainly just to say good bye to people before they leave for the summer and before I move away. I am really going to miss Beyer Hall and all of you guys. That place is like my 2nd home and you guys are all like family.

    Conor, $15 that’s chump change for a rich guy like you. Why not.

  4. Nenad says:

    Phil, did you buy that property? Please let me know i am seriously going to visit you every now and then in that neck of the woods ha,ha… and for sure get those real eggs. I been training hard been going all out lately. Bench,deadlift and shoulders have improved alot. See you in gym strangers….

  5. Philipk says:

    My wife and I haven’t purchased anything yet. I will let everyone know my address as soon as we find a place.

    Glad to hear the training is going well. Keep up the good work.

  6. Nenad says:

    Conor, yes i thought i responded back at ya? Is this the one about estrognen article? I think u should email me couple good pornos ha,ha !!!

    GYM is dead was in last night and no1 lifting play vball or bball đŸ˜¦

  7. Philipk says:


    This is dead week, that means everyone dies and then comes out next week for finals.

    Porno! just go to http://www.redtube.com or http://www.orgasm.com. They are both free and have pretty good flicks or so I have been told by someone, not myself, who frequents these types of disgusting websites. I am a married man.

  8. old bull says:

    good stuff- young bull says let’s run down the hill and bred one of those heifers; old bull says let’s walk down the hill and bred all of those heifers.
    my new numbers are 153 for am
    Lay off those damn blondes!
    Old Bull

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